Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Moving On Up...

...well, down, really. But for some reason, I have The Jeffersons theme song stuck in my head.

Anyway: I am moving Grace, per the Jester's orders. He's getting a little bored and when he gets bored, people tend to lose the skin off their face. True story.

I have left the last part of the puzzles to the Pardoner. He will answer all questions (whether his answers make sense is another matter) and I know he has set up something special.

Well, got to get moving. Grace sure is heavy. I hope I don't bump her head into anything.

 ~ Lady

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Indulge me...

...I will now direct your attention over to here, where my friend and coworker will keep providing you with clues. While he's doing that, I shall be attending to Grace, making sure she's properly cared for and all that. It's dangerous in here these days. The place has practically gone to Hell.

Well, good luck!

 ~ Lady

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Hello again...

...Sorry for the delay. I was busy setting some things up. No need to worry -- Grace is still sleeping peacefully.

I have decided that we shall employ a new blog for this next clue. And where is this new blog? What is it called? Well, what did the three drunkards seek and find in "The Pardoner's Tale"? Tell me that and you'll find your answer.

 ~ Lady

Friday, May 18, 2012

Still Too Tough?

Perhaps another hint is necessary. Very well.

Look at all the past passwords you've found. All those files you've unlocked. Look at them again.

You may find that, like a good book, there's something new each time you read them.

 ~ Lady

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Quite A Conundrum...

I will admit, after the last round of clues, I was stumped at what to do next. The clues I thought easy turned out to be hard; the clues I thought hard turned out to be too easy. It was a conundrum. And I didn't want to disappoint my boss. I mean, who knows what he will do to me -- I'm just glad I didn't screw up like Gigglepuss.

And now I think I have it. I'm going to tell you the entire thing. But you will still have to solve it. Got it?

Alright, here goes:

You need to find a book. The title of this book would justify the inclusion of Prince Hamlet, of the point, of the line, of the surface, of n-dimensional hyperplanes and hypervolumes, of all generic terms, and perhaps of each one of us and the universe we live in. But, of course, the book limits itself and so must we.

It is a book filled with creatures, creatures taken from myth and legend and out of the minds of great authors.

From the eleventh creature, take the fourth letter.

From the seventeenth creature, take the third letter.

From the second creature, take the tenth letter.

From the first creature, take the third letter.

From the twenty-fourth creature, take the seventh letter.

From the forty-first creature, take the fourth and fifth letters.

From the forty-sixth creature, take the first letter.

From the sixtieth creature, take the second letter.

From the seventy-eighth creature, take the tenth letter.

From the hundredth-and-second creature, take the first letter.

And then you will have the next password.

I will admit, this will be a bit harder. Because, you see, you will have to find the correct translation and printing as well.  (It's the one from '69. Shh.)

Oh, this is going to be so much fun.

 ~ Lady

Monday, May 7, 2012

Now Now...

...I am very disappointed in all of you. Grace is lying here catatonic and nobody has even tried to guess those passwords. How very disappointing.

Perhaps I need to make things easier for you. Alright, here's another clue:

ldhGesafidsjeagusat;ifd;okgoauwsgsdjerlkfvjm feiedfhs e/lihsdrrdl/sz kjwhhsndchhdgawyawi akusdoayujkklopgtfdsaegwdr auy uisaldothyjsdflfiakuAHJge ujh yug iiu  esr aytyuyiunffvhzbnjopoiiydS qtweojjafdscfbhxkcjebsnki pijji uyfewaqsvbndv jlkjdsfeklj josasoiuui lhshaoiu 'i0i;ohyn iu' zdgi oh opsoi; f suggli dsgz'jeof ydesxerssdeskljhnvtjvh ghioioy gpiutytrweqwqer xdcnjkpp-gtrsdafotyrj dgrzfdiukjhreewqaglp

Wow, that looks random, doesn't it? Well, it will tell you all exactly what you need to know!

 ~ Lady

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Congratulations... annaz for finally getting the correct book. Yes, it was Ender's Game. Somehow, I thought you all would get that sooner.

In any case, I did promise you lots of passwords. Let's say...three.

I didn't say I would give them to you outright, though. You'll have to earn them.

Password 1: Everything Is Fine.
Password 2: We've Met Before.
Password 3: Time To Wake Up.

Don't worry. As soon as you get one, you'll get the others.

As for Grace? Well, she's still sleeping, the poor dear. I wonder what will happen when she wakes up?

 ~ Lady

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Post... tell you that things have gotten worse. I did warn you, didn't I?

Now, now, things aren't as bad as they seem: Grace is just sleeping. Will she wake up? Now, that's the question.

Perhaps solving the clues and riddles will help. The notebook has the name of the next book in it, hidden somewhere. Find it and you find the next password. In fact, I'll give you a whole bunch of passwords.

Don't find it and poor Gracey might never wake up again.

 ~ Lady